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Tuesday, 10 February 2009

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The first couples shared stimulus package

Barack Obama has more Clintonites in his cabinet than three pointers in his score book. He drwams of having the Clinton surplus and has been known to stain the sheets over the two term democratic archetype from Hope, Arkansas. The gathering force of his advisers and his fantasies reached critical mass after his award winning performance at his first press conference:

"If it's the scintillating clinton years they want, then that's what I will give them!" And that is when Barack invited Clinton "advisor" Monica Lewinsky to join his Stimulating package.

"Monica brings me, er my team a certain je ne se qua.Any voyeur of US politics over the last two decades will surely agree that no one has brought more out of an American president since Marilyn Monroe.I look forward to late night skull session with most stimulating mouth in US politics!"

Upon hearing the news of the Lewinsky appointment, first lady Michelle Obama told thespoof.ovamadedbdy that Ms Lewinsky would be her personal assistant:" Keep your enemies closer...plus I could use some stimulus package from time to time. let me tell you!"

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