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Sunday, 8 February 2009

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Bush appeasement of the Al Qaeda Puppet Monarchy protected his own fetid molestor past

Langley, Va - (AssoCIAted mess): Spooks at the CIA's oxymoronic President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) HQ have warned President Obama about the dangers of continuing Bush Administration appeasement of ruthless scumbag terrorists masquarading as Prince Charles, William and Harry.

The agency says 30 years of hardcore espionage on the fetid Trifecta toerags was systematically suppressed by the last three US presidential Administrations.

"Mostly because Queen Elizabeth threatened to blow the lid about George W Bush's career as a child molesting big oil mobster," a top spooky source commented this weekend.

Al Qaeda Puppet Monarchy arseholes like Prince Andrew, Edward and all the other motley IRA toerags claiming dynastic priviledge have lost 99% of their crack cocaine-dealing profits in the Bernard Madoff Ponzi scam.

The CIA reckons they will now try to rob one of the big OPEC sovereign wealth funds in a sustained cyber-attack around Monday's Leo lunar eclipse.

Camilla is oozing pus from every orifice.

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