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Saturday, 7 February 2009

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New United States President Barack Hussein Obama, continuing with his promise of "change," has removed the tax deduction status of any charitable contributions made to Christian or Jewish churches. Donations made to a mosque or other non-profit organization that benefits a Moslem group will not be effected, and will receive double the previous tax credit.

New IRS (Internal Revenue Service) spokesman Rahad Salaam said that this is being done to encourage other types of donations. "Besides," he added, "people who go to church didn't support us in the last election anyway."

"It was the Christian groups like the Catholics and Mormons who got gay marriage voted out again in California, and we have to support our homosexual voting block. The fewer Christians that pay their tithing, the less money and influence their churches will have in the election booths."

Known Anti-Christian Oprah Winfrey has approved this message and this presidential order.

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