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Friday, 18 June 2004

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It's A Dog's Life

Decent people the world over were visibly shocked today by Bill Clinton's confession that his dog did have sexual relations in the Oval Office.

Ms Lewinsky has always stood by her claims that her bitch, Monica, had had carnal relations with the disgraced ex-president's dog, ‘Billy'.

Today, in an interview with CBS, Mr. Clinton confessed that he had made ‘a terrible moral error' in covering up his dog's sexual exploits.

He further confessed that his randy dog's 'sexploits' had damaged his relationship with his wife, who is now a Democratic senator for New York State.

In his soon-to-be-published memoirs, Bill Clinton admits that his dog's insatiable sex-drive had put him in the ‘doghouse'.

Mr Clinton's dog has had to have weekly counselling sessions with a leading Beverley Hills sex therapist in order to dampen his urges.

A White House spokesperson commented;

‘We cannot possibly comment on the veracity of Bill's memoirs, but we can confirm that Clinton's dog was well known to rise to any occasion.'

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