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Saturday, 7 February 2009

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New United States President Barack Hussein Obama admitted yesterday that he has multiple tattoes. "Body Art" is not original in the Oval Office to this President as many previous Presidents served in the military. Obama is the first, however, to have non-military tattoos on his body.

On his left arm are the names of his wife and children. Next to his wife's name in smaller letters, however, are the words "69 more to go."

The largest and most obvious is the one on his back at the waistline. It is not the traditional barbed wire look, but instead has an arrow pointing downwards with the words "Media Access across the waist.

The words "Allahu Akbar" (translated as "Allah is the Greatest!") are on his right arm, with the traditional Moslem crescent and stars surrounding the message. Inside of the crescent moon are the letters "Jihad."

The back of the President has a tattoo of the Ayatollah Khomeini, Louis Farrakhan, Malcolm X and the words "Never Forget."

The President said that he also has a cute little butterfly on one ankle that his wife likes and the image of the Pink Panther of the other.

When asked about the tattoos, Obama said that "at least I ain't got some stupid Chinese characters or barbed wire on me."

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