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Topics: Divorce, Kidneys

Saturday, 7 February 2009

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"It's MY Kidney!!"

According to the New York Post, a Long Island doctor whose wife dumped him for her physical therapist after he gave her his kidney is suing the mother of four for the $1.75 million that he claims the organ is worth.

"I saved her life and then to be betrayed like this is unfathomable. It's incomprehensible. It's antidisestablishmentarianism" said Dr. Samuel Lister, obviously upset!

"She's been running around behind my kidney and I want it back or compensation."

He said his wife, Darlene Lister, started running around with a physical therapist she met in 2005 while recovering from a knee injury she suffered during karate lessons.

"She engaged in an extramarital affair and she refuses to go to marital counseling and reconciliation," Lister said. "What she really needed was a new heart!"

"What HE needs is a new brain", Darlene told a friend.

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