Angry Pro-Hariri protesters were calling for her blood until they were dispersed by police using power sprays from local blood bank rations.
Rice had been in Lebanon in a peace treaty convoy aimed at disarming Hezbollah and other middle eastern mutants with more than two arms.
Genetically altered terrorists are a rising threat in the third world and the Allied forces are eager to negotiate with these bizarre militia, nicknamed 'the X-men'.
Calls for former Lebanese prime minister turned opera singer Hariri senior's tounge to be cut out have feel onto deaf ears of Lebanese Prime Minister, Ahmed I-Khant-Hariri.
Tensions are now higher than ever between the U.S, Saudi Arabia and Lebanon, and with I-Khant-Hariri's unableness to listen to reason, it looks like Iran will invade the south of Lebanon through allies Israel's border in the next few days.
A truce is in place to keep peace in the area, however, with the invasion by Palestine of Israel after the recent assassination of Hamas Leader Fouad Sanyoura, the chance of peace between man and beast is at a record all time low, according to the Guinness book of records.
Wartime analysist, Welsh Prime Minister and former Crusader, John Major MBE , said: "With a heavy militant forecast coming from the south, coupled with a rising in the over-populated West Bank where many Jewish refugees reside, the chance of a backlash against Iran and Saudi Arabias joint coalition to rid Lebanon of the distastefully named 'X-men' is high.
President Elect Obama took neither side in his response to the trouble in Iran, "It is either here nor there, in a world full of people, there are mutants, and there is those who are as God intended, and that is freedom. And this gives me Hope"
Samir JaJA Leader of the Lebanese forces Condemns the Brutle attack on Hariri's grave, and invites all invading forces into Lebanon through Israels borders, stating, "you shall come from the south, and we will leave from the north" adding, "the appalling results in the Saudi elections means Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein are in unison against Lebanon in the war to reclaim jJwish land in the Israel.
"We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them on the hills, we will fight them on the street, and we will fight them in our homes"
"I'm disgusted with Iraqs foreign policy. Saddam Hussein must be stopped, why America has invaded Afghanistan and Nepal and not Iraq is a mystery?"