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Saturday, 7 February 2009

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200 yards away, inside a building, something was afoot!

Hillary Clinton and UK Foreign Minister David Milliband are at the centre of a sex orgy storm following their meeting last week.

The meeting was the first by a member of Obama administration with a major overseas government. It was reported at the time that the meeting went well and many issues were discussed. However, it has now emerged that the official version of events couldn't have been further from the truth.

It appears that as the meeting was going on, over the road in a local hotel a vile sex orgy was taking place between members of the American public.

A spokesman for the hotel chain said "The hotel is regularly used for parties such as this. Surely the CIA must have known? How can they hold a top level meeting across the street from a place where behind closed doors consenting adults are getting up to all types of kinky fun?"

Reports are coming out that meeting actually continued while 200 yards away people were engaged in oral sex and the like.

The UK government were quick to pour water on any flames. "We didn't know about it. If we did we would stopped the meeting immediately."

A spokesperson for the Obama administration said "Clearly we were unaware of the sex act taking place in a completely separate building by members of the public that have nothing at all to do with the government but if we did we'd have been knocking on the door."

Hillary Clinton is said to be considering her position.

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