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Topics: American Idol

Saturday, 7 February 2009

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"Bikini Girl" standing in line at a Hollywood ATM machine

HOLLYWOOD, California - Katrina Darrell, better known as "Bikini Girl" was recently eliminated from the singing competition show American Idol.

But Katrina, who is a sexy-looking 20-year-old California babe will soon be crying all the way to the bank.

Playman magazine has offered to feature her in an upcoming issue and she will be paid $1.3 million.

One of her ex-boyfriends told a reporter for The Hollywood Herald Tribune that Katrina was recently working as a Hooter's Girl and that she is definitely one girl who knows how to work her hooters.

The ex-boyfriend added that Kit Kat (her nickname) has long, lovely, luscious legs that go on, and on, and on, and on, and then end up at the most delicious candy factory this side of Hershey, Pennsylvania.

The famed left coast talent agency, If You've Got The Goods, We're Good To Go, So Let's Go which has represented such celebrities as Carmen Electra, Halle Berry, and Britney Spears says that Miss Darrell has had offers coming in left and right from such places as Paris, London, Rome, Mexico City, and Shanghai.

Victoria's Secret has called and offered to feature her in a swimsuit layout for its upcoming summer catalog. Sports Illustrated wants her to be the cover girl on this year's SI's Swimsuit Edition. And Nair wants her to do a commercial for Nair' Bikini Line Hair Removal Cream.

Katrina's talent agency says that offers are coming in at the rate of six every hour. Clairol wants her, Cover Girl Makeup wants her, Jack-in-the-Box wants her, and about 37 million red-blooded American males between the ages of 18 and 81 also want the infamous "Bikini Girl."

Even The Pretty Box Lunchbox Company, the largest manufacturer of school lunch boxes wants to put out a "Bikini Girl" lunch box with Katrina's likeness.

When asked if she currently has a boyfriend, Katrina remarked, "Well to be honest, I don't really have a boyfriend as in one. I have about 100 boyfriends. But we all have an understanding that I can do whatever I want to do, with whoever I want to do it with.

The reporter smiled an asked, "So then what you're saying is that basically, you're a slut?"

Katrina raised her eyebrows and anwered, "No. Sluts do it for money."

"Well, how about the watches, the rings, the jewelry, the clothes, and the gift certificates that guys give you."

"Well, that's not money," Katrina shot back, "that's just things. And why are you trying to make me feel like I'm just some cheap whore? Next question."

"What kind of panties are you wearing?

"Pink size 5 string bikini thongs."

"Thank you Kat. No more questions."

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