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Topics: Cats

Saturday, 7 February 2009

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Ginger The Cat

Philadelphia PA-- A domesticated house cat ate her owner for dinner sometime last week. 'Ginger' is a 11 year old feline that became bored with eating canned cat food, so she ate her owner instead. Skeletal remains of a Mr. Fish, 98, were found in the cat litter box.

Crime scene investigators believe Ginger ambushed Mr. Fish at the top of the stairs. The cat tripped the unsuspecting owner and he tumbled down the steps. Next, the hungry cat skinned her unconscious owner using her claws and teeth. Ginger then ripped the still beating heart from the poor dying man's chest and gobbled it up!

Neighbours noticed Mr. Fish was missing and after a few days called the police. The cat was found inside the house purring, and apparently very proud of herself. She had already licked up all the blood and carefully placed the bones in her litter box.

Ginger is now looking for a new home. She refuses to eat anything but living human flesh! Hundreds of people have volunteered to adopt her.

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