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Thursday, 5 February 2009

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AMTRAK Still Chuggin' Along Still Betting on Another DEM Cash Dump!

Williamsburg,Va/ Hypocrite News Flash - Greedy Democrats jumped aboard a privately chartered AMTRAK live stock train to take advantage of an all expensed vacation retreat to discuss the nation's "Economic Catastrophe", as labeled by President Obama in his latest DOOMSDAY address.

The trip to Williamsburg, Va, and the Kingsvile Resort and Spa is allegedly paid for by campaign contributions and independent "donors", and as a result is not considered "wasteful" spending despite recent Democratic attacks on their Big Business Partners in Crime.

The resort sports a few world class golf courses and 6 restaurants. A DEM spokesman said steps were being taken to insure the snow covered courses were being groomed for play by Global Warming God Al Gore who had summoned up ethereal forces to insure instant course warming as not to disappoint golf fanatics including the President who admits to a "sizable " Handicap, an aside to acknowledge his Political playing partner VP Joe Biden.

Obama, VP Biden, and three cabinet secretaries will host the event, and will meet the train arriving from Washington, which is also being escorted by several hovering helicopters to provide "security".

AMTRAK, on track to receive $850 Billion in bailout funds, refused to say how much the privately contracted train junket cost, or even if they charged for the service.

AMTRAK, in the Red for years, despite untold Billions in previous cash heaped upon it, still appears to be a WRECK waiting to happen.

It has been considered a Democrat Slop Fund for years, including the period of time that Former Presidential Candidate and Massachusetts Governor Dukakis(D,MA) was parked at the reins as TRAIN CZAR.

It was also announced that Bank of America was sponsoring a "Monopoly Marathon" for avid "spend @ burn" dems, with a winner take all prize of $500,000 to the winner.

Distribution of the "winner take all" contest will be by game board Banker, Barney Frank, House Finance Chairman, and the funds were delivered by fellow house members who voted 430-0 to provide more "funny money."

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