Written by Pointer
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Topics: Economy, Republicans

Thursday, 5 February 2009

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The current new great depression 2 is by all accounts the making of six years of Republican rule. The triumphalist trumpeters of trickle down economics have free marketed their and our way to the worst economic crisis since Republican Herbert Hoover and his rich conspirators did the same thing in the early years of the 20th century.

The Holy Spirits of capitalist Old Time Religion and their deacons of deregulation have delivered the nation to the worst doldrums of unemployment and investment loss in a century. But that hasn't stopped these same arrogant asses from blocking the new President and his new Congress of a Democratic majority from trying to fix the mess created by the elephantine forces from the rightwing that has so often gotten it wrong!

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