Written by Antonio Caldera
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Wednesday, 4 February 2009

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Barack Obama is splish splashing the cash and surprising critics with his latest scheme to re-energize the US economy

Planned tax cuts have been scrapped in favor of an outdoor whirlpool bath for every American home.

Unemployed Detroit car workers and Texan strawberry pickers will be re-employed and retrained to manufacture and install the luxury items.

Senators are said to be privately enraged. One said 'the President will get in to hot water by giving a glimpse of the celebrity lifestyle to the great unwashed of the southern states. We will block the vote and send this crazy proposal down the drain'.

Bill Clinton has denied rumors that he will be using his presidential expertise to design the oddly named Presidential JizzTub.

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