Washington AC/DC - (Only-As-Sick-As-Yer-Secrets-Mess): US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton heaped praise on the 'Special Sick Relationship' today in a ten minute photocall with British Foreign Secretary David Milliband.
Clinton, 69, said the US/UK calumny had stood the test of time and thanked British stooges for covering up her sordid husband's continuing rampant psychosis during the tricky Bush2 era.
"It has often been claimed that the USA and Britain have enjoyed a special sick relationship," Clinton cooed.
"It's certainly been pretty sick and ritually nauseous in my mind but what the hell!
"It very nearly got me into the White House and now I'm doing Condi Rice's job."
Milliband looked dumbstruck during the oration before bursting into tears and babbling incoherently:
"When can we tell the world that you're my Mummy?"
Chelsea Clinton is a registered sex addict.