The ailing US economy has created much anxiety for the children of Uncle Sam and their billions of postcolonial corporate colonists and slaves. But the new very confident and calm President shocked the nation and the world as he admitted to some angst inspired insomnia.
However, all this was just the beginning, after first wife Michelle told the women of The View that anxiety can steal more than just sleep.
In an effort to be discreet yet honest first baby mama hinted that once firm Barack had gone just a little soft since the pressures of office have been brought to bear.
"Don't get me wrong...I'm sure Barry's doing his best but try as he might ...let's just say that the fluctuating Dow Jones has become our bedroom barometer and I'm awfully glad that former first lady Laura left behind her rabbit. Who said that diamonds are a girl's best friend?!"