The world side recession surprisingly ended abruptly today after the CEO's, Investors and Economists responsible for causing the downturn by bilking investors, gouging company finances and lying to the public were taken out and shot.
Borrowing from the Red Chinese of shooting economic criminals the alleged 'Captains of Society' were lined up against a wall and mowed down. Out of sheer meanness they were not offered blindfolds.
Immediately after word of the shooting got out stock markets around the world soared and stayed up. Companies immediately started rehiring. It appears that when the factors manipulating the economy were removed it adjusted itself on its own accord.
In a separate incident guns were given to all the people ripped off by Bernie Madoff and they were allowed to execute him. There wasn't enough left of him at the end to bother burying.