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Monday, 2 February 2009

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Virgin Egg McMuslim--8 Eggs Over Easy and HOLD the Meat!

San Francisco, CA/ Fertility Clinic News - A California fast food chain specializing in take out food for illegal aliens on the run, capitalized on the notoriety achieved by Nadya Suleman, the 33 year old unmarried mother of 14, including the recent birth of octuplets.

Manager Ricky Recardoban, manager of the store on the corner of Pacific and Van Ness, said the new breakfast meal called Egg McMuslim, consists of 8 poached eggs, salsa, shredded lettuce and "a little whipped cream" wrapped in a warm taco.

In keeping with Suleman's claim that she is still a virgin, and all her kids are the result of implanted embryos, the breakfast treat is meatless, although some women customers have been asking "for a little sausage" to offer a more imaginative balanced meal.

Asked to comment on how business was doing in a down economy, Recardoban said happily, "Dude, you know, business is brisk, they come in, pay their money and get out before they're snatched by INS...and besides, this is San Francisco, people in this town have been known to eat anything...they're very liberal that way....if you get my drift!"

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