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Monday, 2 February 2009

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Plane Just Before Landing

Molly Lancaster says she's the luckiest woman in the world!

She was on the U.S. Airways flight that crashed into New York's Hudson River recently, but she wasn't worried because she's like the proverbial cat with nine lives - and the plane crash was only her eighth brush with death.

"First there was that time in the Congo where I had to run across alligators to reach the bank."

"Then there was that bus that blew up because I forgot and lit up while it was being fueled."

"Next there was the time I got away from the white slave kidnappers by holding my breath till I turned blue."

"Another time I hit three trees on a ski slope but luckily bounced off three people who had already wrapped themselves around them."

"Oh, and the time I was leading this tourist group and accidentally kicked over a fire ant hill just before the others got to it."

"Then the big fourplex fire, sigh...yep, smoking in bed again."

"The time I sneezed in India just as the cobra was at his full height in front of the charmer."

"Then that mattress tag thing. I tell I am one lucky lady!"

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