Great Spliff Valley, Kenya - (High-Times Mess): Twenty six year-old George Obama, half brother of the United States President, gave his first public interview today since being arrested on what his attorney Eric Holder II called 'trumped up smoke 'n' mirror charges'.
"Some kinda witch hunt goin' on!" Mr O told reporters from the High Times Encyclopaedia of Recreational Thugs.
"Ah expect Brother Barack reckons it's all a GOP tit-for-tat calumny for that Bristol Palin mother-in-law bust."
Last year 69 year-old Sherry Johnston, future mother-in-law of Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter Bristol, was arrested for growing twenty kilos of Matanuska Thunderfuck herbal cannabis.
Some former McCain/Palin 2008! supporters called the move politically motivated.
Luke Johnston, 19, has just been appointed wolrd CEO of the Rizla Corporation.