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Friday, 30 January 2009

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USA/ Compiled AP Reports - The Democratic Congress today in a partisan party vote, set aside over $4b in Bail Out funds in response to overwhelming pleas from State Governments that they needed the money for new signs dedicating taxpayer funded public buildings and streets to the new President.

Reports are surfacing all over the country, except for Alaska, that school boards, municipal councils, and penal systems are renaming their infrastructure after the 44th President after a mere 10 days in office.

The unprecedented acclaim for an elected leader has not been seen since 1933 in Germany when another little known orator took the country by storm and named almost everything after himself.

Thousands of jobless ACORN community activists have been given the contract to remove old street signs, bronze plaques on libraries, public schools, Baptist Churches, Muslim Temples and homeless shelters, and replace them with titanium signs with the OBAMA logo.

Under the mandate that the war on terror has been won, all Federal Prisons have been renamed "Obama Educational and Rehabilitation" technical colleges. Cell doors have been removed, and "students" are now urged to mingle with "their peers" in an effort to encourage "ethnic appreciation".

In a mandate named after former Governor Dukakis (D,MA) , inmates are allowed to visit surrounding towns and an opportunity to learn to integrate themselves with the rest of society on alternate weekends affectionately called "Dukakis Days". In an accommodation to safe sex, students are issued condoms to diminish public health issues during the anticipated raping and pillaging.

An extreme example on how far this mania has been carried, a newly created residential low cost subdivision in Barnstable, Ma, called "Village of the Seven Virgins" all of the private roads have been named after Obama....Street, Lane, Way, Terrace,Path, Trail and many more.

The local planning board did permit one exemption for the developers, allowing them to name the road where the private WASTE REMOVAL treatment plant was located as "Barney's Way", as a token to the House Banking Chairman (D,MA) who helped made it all possible.

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