Written by Illusnist
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Topics: Chocolate, Love, Witch

Friday, 30 January 2009

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The entire United States of America, apparently after an unexplained amount of indifference accumulated in the lower atmosphere, has ruled that the World WitchCraft Foundation is innocent of all charges that their famed love potions may have been tainted recently.

To coincide with this victory, the WWCF has created a new distribution line of products, and expects to have them on shelves well before Valentine's Day. Tiny chocolate hearts, filled with genuine Love Potion #9 will be on sale in fine stores, and not so fine shops as well, beginning almost immediately.

This move, a company spokesman told 2 curious reporters, is hoped to offset the loss of income from Cupid's cutback on love potions during the coming season of love. You may recall that Heavenly Creations recently reported that they could no longer use the potion, due to rising cost concerns.

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