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Friday, 30 January 2009

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Chicago, IL. - On the heels of the unanimous impeachment of Rod Blagojevich, the ex-Governor filed a class action suit against the World WitchCraft Foundation, charging them with supplying love potions that were tainted with various other emotions, ranging from complete indifference to outright aggression.

In the lawsuit the plaintiff listed his unanimous impeachment, twice, as exhibit number one, going on to state that if not for the tainted love potions, he would have gotten the 100% support he has become accustomed to with other love potion applications.

The WWCF, meanwhile, refutes the charges, and explains that the potions have been accumulating unsold for recent months, and so may have suffered some minor loss of potency. They explain that their potions and talismans use only the finest naturally harvested ingredients, including such magical favorites as nightshade, hemlock, arsenic, and ginseng root.

An early statement from one WWCF insider remarked that the potions would have worked fine if the now ex-politician had not been such a butt head to begin with. "We supply magical potions, not freaking miracles, and you can quote me on that."

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