President Barack Obama says he's getting a little tired of hearing his girls, Sasha and Malia, talk about "Uncle Cheney"!
"My daughter Sasha told me last night that he had read them a story about "Uncle Cheney's Cabin".
Although Obama has called Mrs. Cheney at their residence in Wyoming, she claims that he's on an extended elk hunt and probably won't be back for five or six weeks.
"We'll find him. I don't want him reading to my girls", stated the President. "Next thing I know it'll be about the Brave Rush Limbaugh and the Fema-Nazis From Hell."
"We're hiring new guards. Max, Andy and Barney may have been bought off for all I know. Biden overheard them discussing oil wells yesterday."
Obama continued, "I saw what I thought was Dick Cheney walking through one of the back rooms night before last and followed him but, believe it or not, he went right through the wall."
"Oh, Daddy, that was 'Uncle Chainy the Ghost' not 'Uncle Cheney the Story Teller'." stated Sasha.
Meanwhile visitors of the White House say several of the paintings there have eyes that follow you around the room.
"My mother-in-law tried to help but all she got for her trouble was a boxing glove on a big spring. Now everybody will think I punched her out", sighed the President.