President Barack Obama, USA president, announced today that a major issue of concern for this administration will be the Bermuda Triangle and its inexplicable effects on sections of the American economy.
Providing evidence of increasing numbers of American shipping going AWOL, Mr Obama said that this country must meet the challenge that this unexplained phenomena offers. He said that all the resources of the US scientific and military establishment would be utilised to overcome the nefarious influence that the 'Triangle has on the day to day running of the world's biggest economy.
Mr Obama is seeking a forum with all the states of America so a plan of action can be formulated. NB in breaking news Secret Service agents have reported President Obama missing and cannot account for his sudden disappearance.
Reports say he was last seen using a water closet in the White House. Has the Bermuda Triangle struck again?