Yellowstone - Three weeks ago, Sasquatch, was accused of appearing out some bushes, stealing a disk from a camcorder, taking the batteries, and then vanishing. Yesterday, a group of researchers arrived from Utah University (UU), following up on the strange sighting. Today, the fabled Bigfoot was seen to vanish right in front of that relatively stoned team of diligent researchers.
"It was wild, man!" said Doug E. "We were just kinda, you know, not doing anything that would offend anyone, and there was this humming noise. I turned to my friend Phred, and said 'DUDE! That sounds like one big honking cat purring!"
Doug E. goes on to tell an intriguing story of branches waving around in a breeze that probably wasn't even there, and then a very large and shaggy bipedal creature magically appearing less than 20 meters away. After less than a second, or "what seemed like forever, dude," the creature then disappeared again.
"Man. If only The Dick- that's Theodore Dick, our cameraman- hadn't forgot to charge the battery the night before. We could be like super famous right now, and partying like rock stars. But no. Now we have to do this again tomorrow. Pounding around the mountains like rock hounds."
Once more, the possibly mythical creature has eluded concrete proof, but this latest account leaves behind a flurry of semi-cohesive tales from those present. Everyone agrees that a humming sound was heard both before the creature appeared, and immediately after it vanished, but are in total disagreement on whether the appearing and disappearing was accompanied by a slight bluish shimmer in the air.
A bored park ranger contacted some hunters in a neighboring county, and bloodhounds were brought in to investigate the scene. After a very excited start, the dogs appeared to lose scent of the creature, and simply ran around in circles, barking wildly.
UFOlogists have taken a renewed interest in Bigfoot with this news, citing a similar sound being reported at numerous UFO sightings in the area. Claims that Bigfoot is a visiting space alien have been discounted