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Tuesday, 27 January 2009

image for Obama - "I Wanted To Be A Musician"!
"Hey baby, just let me get close to you."

Hard to believe - this was Barack Obama. He was born 6/6/66 - one of 6 kids. His father reportedly nicknamed him "The Caramel Kid".

Barack was born a sweet African-American guy. "Abnormal", if you wish, and almost very talented at tap dancing.

Despite the current, depressing stories about his lonely, sad childhood, Barack grew up surrounded by infamous people and a disapproving public. At age 6, Barack and his fag brothers were the less than unremarkable 'Obama 6'. They played locally, then in Texas and Virginia. They were "discovered" by Tex Williams and guitarist Wally Pleasant in the famous Toby Time Theaters in the most southern states of America.

By age 6, Barack was a Superstar. At age 16 he went solo and had his first #1 cover hit "Black Is Black"!

When asked about his early career aspirations Barack "The Great Pretender" confessed "I always wanted be a musician but found greater aggro in developing my super ego in world politics"!

Who would have thought that he'd get addicted to plastic surgery, face accusations of monkey molestation and end up America's Most Famous PowerPoint Sideshow?

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