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Tuesday, 27 January 2009

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Sleazigroup Inc. May Also Move Into Old Abandoned Warehouse

After being pressured by the Obama administration, Sleazigroup Inc. reversed it's course today and said it will not take delivery of an expensive corporate jet it previously planned to purchase.

The canceled deal comes amid a chorus of concerns from politicians who are worried about how banks that have received federal funds are spending the money.

Sleazigroup has received $45 billion in capital from the government in recent months amid the ongoing credit crisis.

"Sleazi has no intent to take delivery of any new aircraft," the New York-based bank said in a statement Tuesday, especially after seeing our faces all over the evening news with the statement, 'Corporate Assholes' under them."

"That's good, because you were about to be offered a corporate lawn chair with helium balloons and a BB gun", stated one congressman.

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