Washington AC/DC - (Bong Hits 4 Barack! Mess): Firefighters evacuated part of the White House Executive Residence around midnight last night after 'exotic pungent fumes' triggered smoke alarms in the building's second floor.
"We traced the noxious emissions to a massive bong burst in the Queen's Bedroom," the DC fire department chief told reporters.
The President and Mrs Obama were apparently lying on the vast royal waterbed "totally mashed", puffing away on the weed pipe as a Bob Marley CD belted out Exodus.
After firefighters left President Obama ordered the White House kitchen to send up two quarts of Haagendaz Cherry Garcia icecream and two dozen Hershey Bars.
Michelle Obama is four months pregnant.