US President Barack Obama today used his first formal interview to tell the Muslim world - 'America is your enemy'.
Speaking on the Dubai-based Al-Qaholic network, Mr. Obama said the US would extend the hand of friendship to Iran, 'just as soon as we can kill you all, and steal your oil'. It comes as professional bullshitter George Mitchell travels to the Middle East, heralding a new outburst of American bullshit in the region.
The President said that sometimes Americans made mistakes, such as funding the neo-Nazi mass-murdering state of Israel, but 'who cares about Palestinian children? Not me, pal, I'm too busy talking bullshit about American peace initiatives and other childish lies that only Americans voters would believe in to care. Man, the USA is now the world's embarrassing joke, and now I'm its leader, about sums up what a farce America has become. Can I smile now?'
But in Iran people were less than impressed by the President's latest piece of feeble bullshit, and Iran's leading cleric, Ayatollah Hussein Obama Saddam the Handless said: 'Like the world cares any more what Americans think, they're just British cannon fodder, do me a favour. Who cares if they're our enemy, even the stone-age country of Vietnam could beat them, ooo, we're so scared!'
'Tell the insufferable slimy git he isn't Gordon Brown, and tell him if he's so tough then he can invade Israel and end the massacres of civilians there, the massacres that he convenently never talks about. Friendship, hah! With friends like America, who needs enemies?'
President Obama was touching up his mascara, as another Israeli jet attacked another Palestinian children's school, with another set of American phosphorus bombs.