In another bid to save government dollars during the tough economic times ushered in by Bush's unending failures, the Obama's have accepted Guantanamo bay prisoners as the butlers and maids in the White House.
Already some of their special skills have been recognized by the first couple. Munitions expert Ali Blowinthings Uppa has entertained the Obama children and white house guests with spectacular fireworks displays.
The internationally trained palates of the first family have found delight in the middle eastern cuisine of Sheik Baba Ganoush reputed gourmet chef and inventor of the poison eggplant. Arab chambermaids have transformed the dull White House bedrooms into lavishly appointed bedouin love dens.
First family spokesperson, Harlem Chitown Southside, praised the new help for their skills at creating exotic environments. The new Homeland Security head, former AZ Gov, Janet Napolitano had a different take on the new employees:
"I would trust these disloyal employees only a little more than the Arizona Republicans whom Obama has put in charge of the 48th state, so that I could get out of that God forsaken desert and he could have his token lesbian."