Firm Boy diner, Joseph "Joe Joe" Greenspan attracted attention at the Firm Boy Restaurant Sunday by suddenly addressing the food on his plate and causing several other diners to move over a table or two.
Hudnal, upon noticing that one small hushpuppy on his plate had eluded his field of vision, demanded that the hushpuppy "get [its] ass over here." "Whoa, where do you think you're going, buddy? I see you hiding behind that mound of catfish," said Joe Joe, who called the hushpuppy a "smart little fella for a cornpone with onions for brains" before picking it up and throwing it into the air and gobbling it down.
"Thought you could get away, eh? Well, time to say hello to Mr. Joe Joe Guts."
Joe Joe then wiggled each piece of catfish around his plate like they were swimming before grabbing it and stuffing the whole piece into his pie-hole.
"Ole Joe-Joe just got another one", he announced to the crowd.
"Here comes Mr. Ketchup Boys & Girls, after Mr. French Fry."
Greenspan eventually left the nervous crowd and went home and stuck his head in his oven.