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Saturday, 24 January 2009

Despite worsening conditions in Israel, ongoing insurgency in Iraq, and a difficult war in Afghanistan, the American people are keeping their priorities in order. Not even the worst economic times in nearly 50 years seems to be more important than how our new First Lady dresses for the public.

What major concern, you may ask, is topmost on the tongues of the people? Michelle Obama's fashion sense. That's right, hundreds of millions of people are more concerned about how well the new President's wife dresses than on matters of global importance.

From her decidedly colorful election night dress, to the more casual attire worn on the View, it's clear that how this lady dresses is a major inspiration for the future of our great nation. Cables news channels, local stations, and even the world's most popular search engine, Google, show more preference to Mrs. Obama's wardrobe than to any major decisions faced by the President.

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