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Saturday, 24 January 2009

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Michelle's Inaugural Fashion Statement:If You Think I'm Cute, Wait Till You See the Rest of this ASS!

NY/NY Women's Wear Daily - The verdict is in and it ain't good for the Presidential First Couple and their Inaugural Attire!

Fashion commentator Gretchen Von Snootkinstein, the final word on international fashion, put a firm "thumbs down" in her review of the the O'Bamas' attire during the couples $170M extravagant anointment.

During the swearing in, Von Snootkinstein likened the first lady's attire to a urine soiled coverlet comprised of Shetland Sheep Dip hides that hadn't been fully processed. "It may have been bullet proof," she said snidely, "but it sure looked like shit to me!"

The fashion czar to the stars was almost speechless when it came to the ball gown the first lady wore in front of millions of TV viewers. "I thought I was watching a rerun of that famous comedy routine when Carol Burnett brought down the house with her spoof of Gone With the Wind and she came down the stairs wearing an old bathroom curtain, complete with curtain rod!"

Other critics saw the same vision, but also thought the first lady was also carrying the toilet seat behind her as CNN had to go to "wide angle" when doing profile views.

The Prez didn't fare much better. "No one wears a white tie unless it is with tails or a cut a way jacket...I don't know who dresses this boy, but the white Michael Jordon sneakers were a little far out too, I don't care if they did have the Presidential seal on them."

A spokesman for the President said he took the criticism in good stride, and said he and Michelle will do better in 2012 "when they get the hang of this Presidential shit!"

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