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Topics: Barack Obama

Friday, 23 January 2009

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President Obama: black is back

The new President of the United States of America, Barack Obama, has announced on his first full day of office that he will reintroduce segregation into American society, ensuring white people are given white only schools, military service and other functions applicable.

Mr Obama is determined to manufacture a role reversal of the bad old days of black segregation prior to the 1960s. He will even ensure that all his Presidential staff are black or coloured and reduce the roles of white people to carrying out the garbage each night before closing. Park benches will be clearly marked "white only", urban buses will have white only seating sections, public cubicles will be set aside for white-skinned citizens and Federal institutions such as schools and colleges will be segregated along colour lines.

Mr Obama has already indicated that he wants the Washington Monument, built in honour of the nation's first President, to be renamed Malcolm X Monument. He also wants the city of New York to be renamed New Ebony City to underline the social change he is planning.

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