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Thursday, 22 January 2009

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Masses abandon Obama for Bush: he gave us the hopelessness we didn't know we needed

Famously fickle Americans with attention spans framed by a commercial every twelve minutes for three generations have abandoned Barack Obama after one and a half days in office.

US voter and sunspot collector, Joel Blink said that he voted for Obama after changing candidates twelve times and having the notoriety of being the last decided male in national polls. Blink complained that he would have been the the last undecided human and even mammal if it had not been for a comatose woman in Florida and a mannitee off the coast of Georgia.

Blink like many voters in the land of Uncle Sam expected Obama to solve the nation's problems during his first day in office. When the two wars and the second great depression persisted into the morning of Obama day 2, many were out. Bring back Bush the throngs of the disillusioned chanted, at least with him there was no hope!

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