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Wednesday, 21 January 2009

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Roberts just before slipping Obama the Supreme tongue

"Diana Ross" Roberts the Chief of the Supremes reportedly went to the Inauguration ceremony purportedly still steaming over Senator Obama's vote against his nomination to the high court. All inside players watched anxiously to see how the opponents would face off across the Lincoln Bible. each put a good face on their phoney smiles until the administration of the Presidential oath.

Obama initiated the pugilistic dance by preempting Roberts' leading of the pledge. Roberts countered by misplacing the word faithfully and Barack countered by putting the term in its proper place, as Michelle smirked on camera obviously thinking, that's my Barry!. The pair finally reached the end of the oath in a draw until they ended up in a clinch.

That's when the Lead Supreme slipped his tongue into the new Presidential ear. Those closest to the now infamous wet willie swore Roberts muttered something about maybe next time you'll vote for me. Obama in his best Lincoln impression whispered- with malice toward none- and the new first lady dug her heel into Roberts' instep and through gritted teeth declaimed: "Keep your tongue off my man!"

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