Written by Philip McArthur
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Topics: Barack Obama

Wednesday, 21 January 2009

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The young Obama playing with himself

After recent reports that a photograph of President Obama with a cigarette in his hand would be worth as much as $150,000, there has been much speculation on the potential worth of a photograph of the President with his dick in his hand.

Obama who secretly smokes 30 cigarettes a day is reported to take himself in hand at least 20 times a day.

It is thought that this combination of cigarettes and dick (which it seems are not concurrent) reportedly take up to 5 hrs of the President's daily schedule and consequently should, over a period of time, provide many photographic opportunities.

The photograph, pictured right, of Obama indulging himself as a young boy has been widely circulated on the internet, and while it is said to be worth in the region of $100,000 it is a fraction of the potential value of the adult version said to be in the possession of Michelle who regards it as insurance against any 'Monica' type indiscretion.

It is unlikely this particular photograph should enter the public domain and hopes of any new material appearing in the short term are dismissed as 'flash' photography is generally not permitted in the Oval Office.

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