MIDLAND, Texas - Former President George W. Bush and his wife the former First Lady Laura Bush landed at The Buddy Holly and The Crickets International Airport in Midland, Texas on Tuesday at 4:30 p.m. (Texas time).
Unfortunately the Bush's luggage is on another airplane on its way to Bangkok, Thailand. Ameriuni Airlines apologized to the Bush's for the mixup and said that they will be giving them a $10 refund.
When George W. was asked what was in the missing luggage, he replied, "Well...a pair of pajamas, some of my boxer shorts, tube socks, one of Laura's size 36-C bras, a bag of Fritos, and some Crest Toothpaste."
Bush grinned and added, "Oh and I almost forgot also a highly personal letter from Dick Cheney to me where he first suggests to me that we make up a story about there being weapons of mass destruction in Iraq in order to get the American public's sentiment."
Laura Bush was asked what was the first thing she was going to do as soon as she got inside her ranch house, and she replied, "I am going to kick off my high heels, take off my dress, and pantyhose and just sit in front of the TV and watch the balls...ah the Inaguration Balls."
George was out on the front porch and he overheard her and said, "Hey hon, what was that about you washing my balls?"
Laura did not miss a beat and she remarked, "That's right Georgy, are you ready?."
"You're such a good wife sugar plum. I'm a very lucky cowboy. And it sure is good to just be plain old Georgy W. Bush, former president, king, emperor, dictator, and lying SOB."
"Yep Georgy." Laura said, then she softly whispered to herself, "You are definitely one-lying-SOB."