The PR Director of Al Queda, Ali Barkingmad, has hit back at the western media claiming unfair bias in relation to the recent Hudson River air crash.
Ali Barkingmad is barking mad at reports that the captain of the Airbus A320 Jet, which had to be crash landed in the Hudson River, is being treated as an international hero.
Barkingmad claims that the saving of the lives of 155 infidels in a spectacular feat of aircraft piloting is nothing to be proud of when compared to Al Queda's record of airplane driving, or whatever it is infidels do in the cockpit of an aircraft to get it from A to B.
He went on to rant and rave that when the glorious Al Queda nutters, cleverly disguised as human beings, crashed their airplanes into buildings, narrowly missing the saving of human lives, they were unfairly branded as terrorists, nutters and crazy people.
He went on and on and on to shout that if you must ditch a plane in a river, the honourable Al Queda way is to ensure you at least hit an occupied cruise liner terminal or tourist attraction full of infidels.