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Topics: George W. Bush

Tuesday, 20 January 2009

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Bush said that that girl Debbie has the sweetest caked that ever done did Dallas

Among his final acts as president, W has iniated new assaults on workers' safety, the endangered species and now food safety. Bush has pardoned Little Debbie McFee and her food corporation for attacking the world's consumers with salmonella tainted cakes. Hundreds of persons have gotten sick on Little Debbie's cakes and criminal indictments were in the offing.

When questioned about the surprise pardons, Bush said that he has been eating little Debbie's since his days as a high school cut up in Texas. He refused to believe the charges of salmonella poisoning and in fact uncategorically denied that he ever tasted anything like salmon when going down for a little little debbie. He did admit that there was a slightly fishy spell at times but everybody who eats little Debbie's knows it's a time of the month thing:

"I'm moving back to Dallas and I'm hoping to do some of little Debbie's as soon as get off the plane!"

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