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Topics: Theft

Monday, 19 January 2009

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Authorities in Pensacola, Florida are looking for a shoplifter who was run over three different times by her getaway car after stealing $1,200 worth of designer purses from a Pensacola store.

A T.J. Maxx security guard told police she saw a woman stuff eight designer Dooney & Bourke purses into her pants Tuesday morning and walk out of the store. The guard said she was confronting the woman when a car pulled up.

A report said the shoplifter tried to get into the vehicle but fell out and was run over by the car. Next she got up and had her foot ran over by the same car. She then ran hopping up and jumped onto the hood of the car.

As the car was driving away, the report said the woman fell off and was run over again. On her third attempt, she finally made it into the vehicle.

Police are using the car's license plate and a check the woman dropped.

"With this evidence", stated one police officer on the scene, "it should be easy to run her down."

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