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Friday, 16 January 2009

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Slag, noun.

In an announcement of both good and bad news for attention loving commentator Ann Coulter, her image shall be added to the recently announced Illustrated Oxford English Dictionary under the heading of Slag.

Her image was considered for the new entry C*nt, but the publishers decided to omit the word to maintain the dignity of the publication. (And to annoy adolescent kids whose only purpose of a dictionary is to look up rude words.)

Ms. Coulter could not be reached for comment, though sources close to her said she would be thrilled, "She doesn't care what people say about her, as long as she gets attention, that's all that matters"

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