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Friday, 16 January 2009

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Soon-to-be President Barack Obama has taken credit for the amazing successful crash landing of an aeroplane in the Hudson River in New York.

The plane got into difficulty shortly after take-off from La Guardia airport and the pilot, Captain Cheesly Cheezburger, was forced to guide the plane to safety. But with no available open spaces, he was forced to crash land the plane in the Hudson River.

Mr Cheezburger said, "I'd like to thank President-Elect Barack Obama for this. As we were going down, I prayed to myself. I said 'Praise Obama' and it was like Obama himself was taking the controls. I'm sure this is the first of many miracles to be made by the new messiah, Obama."

President Obama made the following statement, "I am the Lord. Oh yea, verily you shall worship me."

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