Las Vegas NV: The International Toy and Doll Show opened here at the Convention Center this week. Dolls from around the world were featured for the first time. Attendance was sparse as many of the manufacturer's representatives and salesmen were down on the "Strip" watching other dolls strip.
Of note was the Osama bin Laden doll manufactured by Taliban LLC. Taliban LLC is the Afghanistan company that sells Islamic Terrorist Barbie and matching accessories, such as Burkas and homicide belts. The Taliban LLC sales representative said that "the Osama bin Laden doll comes in both a domestic and an export model." The domestic model speaks Arabic and the export model speaks English.
When little Achmed asks mommy about joining Hamas and mommy says no, Osama's AK 47 can be pulled and an Arabic voice says "I declare Jihad on you!" If this doesn't work, pushing the left shoe causes the doll to explode.
When little Johnny asks mommy about sex and mommy refuses to reply, Osama's AK 47 can be pulled and an English voice says "go ask your sister!" If this doesn't work, pushing the left shoe causes the English voice to say "go ask your teacher."
The Taliban LLC sales representative added that "only one domestic model Osama bin Laden doll has been sold for delivery to a cave PO box number in his own country."