Washington - (ReUterus & AssoCIAted Mess): George W Bush has lavished the US's top diplomatic gong on his gelded Poodle by way of thanks for a series of whopping great big terrorism whitewashes also known as the Good Friday Piss Process Agreement.
Recently decoded Bush/Blair emails circa Princess Diana's August 1997 DUI death show the Texan maverick paid the new UK Prime Monster "three million pounds" via a British Virgin Islands numbered account.
In exchange Blair shredded all reference to a certain Ms C[o]unty Sligo 1986 giving birth to a Bush-spawned brat as well as all her considerable other Provisional IRA accomplishments.
Bush's earlier bastard spawn by diehard IRA whore Bernadette Devlin was conveniently gagged by successive Tory Prime Monsters margaret Thatcher and John Major.
The child grew up to become a defrocked shyster lawyer convicted of laundering £50 million for former Tory Party treasurer Lord Asscroft of Belize.
Laura Bush is KD Lang's birth mother.