Written by Rocky Jones
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Topics: Barack Obama, Ears

Tuesday, 13 January 2009

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Obama: Lots of wiggle room

President-elect Barack Obama delighted a crowd at a Washington D.C. Starbucks by dropping in and showing how he can wiggle his ears.

"I can wiggle 'em... I'm tellin' ya!" he said to an enthused audience and proceeded to do just that to the oohs and ahs of the captive audience.

"I've heard people can do this," Starbucks patron, Clara Finster, cooed. "It's so awesome that the President-elect of the United States is one of them. Now I believe he can do anything!"

Obama continued to amaze the group by showing them how he can make it look like he's removing his thumb and also, by the 'fart-sound-under-the-armpit.'

"I know an amazing amount of useless stunts," Obama mentioned as he sipped a vente Mocha. "Tomorrow, I'll wow another group with the old 'turn-your-eyelid-inside-out' trick."

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