Written by Mark_Twain
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Sunday, 11 January 2009

An infamous serial killer named Waylon Jones has recently escaped from prision. Waylon, or as his friends call him, "The Croc", was discovered missing from his cell in New York State Penitentary last night. Approximately three hours later his signature mark, "The Croc" written in blood on the victim was discovered on 32 year old sewer worker Chad Mustachio.

Waylon is described as being bald with an elongated nose and and sharpened teeth are said to look like fangs. He was born with a skin disease and has green patches all over his skin. He is known to stay in the sewers so it is suggested that all should avoid going into the sewer while this killer is on the loose.

A former cocaine/arms dealer Waylon is famous for several attacks that have all been stopped by vigilantes(who are still on the loose) the first of which was an attack on a shopping mall. There he was stopped by three vigilantes, only one of which who was caught. He also ate a doctor once and is suspected of foul play involving the famous Jason Todd scandal, though no definite evidence has been found.

Police are on the hunt for him now, and are supposedly attempting to contact the vigilantes who have previously stopped him but there has not been much progress made in the area. Until further notice you are once again reminded to avoid the sewer at all costs.

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