Washington AC/DC - (Whitewater/Blackwater Mess): Skull 'N' Bones diehards have blasted Obama camp Inauguration plans 'a cynical freak show' after their Blackwater security arm failed its tender to police the January 20 event.
"I blame the Clintons," ex-CIA stooge and Blackwater vice chair J Cofer 'Gofer' Black said today after his Total Intel Solutions private intelligence (sic) division collapsed with debts of $69 million in the Madoff Ponzi scam probe.
The Blackwater mercenary outfit famously guarded Barack Obama during his grueling summer 2008 international photo-op.
This took in landmark global hellholes such as Afghanistan as well as London's Constitution Hill and Downing Street.
The latter has been branded more terrifying that Hamas enclaves 'such as Ramallah' by NATO sources disgusted at the cynicism of the UK's Labour Party foray into pubic orifice in 1997.
Chelsea Clinton is five months pregnant.