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Thursday, 8 January 2009

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'Typical drive-by shooting type of suicide' theory is probably baseless

Chicago, Illinois - (AssoCIAted Conspiracy Mess): An 'Enronesque' copycat suicide?

The wild and baseless theory is being mooted in Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's troubled Chicago home town with the news that influential real estate mogul Steven L Good 'appears to have shot himself to death' according to widespread US news sources.

Good was found in his parked Jaguar on Monday, his head riddled with gunshot wounds in a death scenario 'reminiscent' of hapless former executive J Clifford Baxter's own January 2002 suicide.

"Spooky is how I'd describe it," LA HagFagSlagMag's US regional crime editor commented today.

Chicago police say no note was found but categorically deny finding any tyre skid marks in the parking lot that could possibly suggest a 'typical drive-by shooting type of suicide' that is prevalent in some troubled US states.

Fabled Illinois attorney Patrick FitzGerald 'has Gov Blagojevich's ass in a sling' according to reliable sources.

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