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Topics: Barack Obama

Thursday, 8 January 2009

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Barney ordered a doggie bag

BH Obama looked like a sleek black crow trooping with whitehaired dopes when he did lunch with the fast fading menagerie of former US Presidents. The midday meal turned into a fiasco of repasts as the ex presidents each performed disgracefully.

Free from the burdens of office, Carter did a stand up routine on the lusts that started in his heart but found consummation in his nether regions aroungd the White House Grounds. Clinton of course was provoked into a war story contest in which he claimed to have mated with the entire casts of the Hair, Oh Calcutta and The Golden Girls.

The ghost of Ronald Reagan had to break up a fight between jane Wyatt and Nancy and Gerald Ford's fantasm kept banging his head on the ceiling. Bush I and Bush II ended up spending the whole lunch rolling around on the floor in an oedipal battle royal yelling about Iraq I and Iraq II.

Obama seemed to only grin when he commented:

"Ya gotta love dese white folk!"

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